“Hey Soul Sister” by Train can only be beat by “Hey Soul Sister” on ukulele (karaoke)

That hat could easily be turned backwards at any time!

Der Silencer. Looks like he’s a man so “der”

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

Too bad he’s not a kicker, then we could call him Das Boot.

Been there, done that. — William the Bastard, Duke of Normandy.

Colin Cowherd: Finally! A white unicorn.

Sure he could, but would he?

Jamaicans won because they practice passing blunts.

Calling Knoxville “Erotic City” shouldn’t be enough to get fired, but I could understand why it would be enough to be placed under a 72-hour mental health observation.

Jesus. Kobe could have made a better pass.

Dan Phillips’ thoughts as he put together the segment on April 21: “This is going to be epic. This is going to be awesome. This is going to go viral, and I’m finally going to be able to get off the Fox affiliate of this podunk backwater full of phony wannabe cowboys from Des Moines who waste their lives trying to come…

“yeah, but (insert player here) does it waaaaaaaay more than anybody else”

He has also been known to flop.

That shirt looks like the kind you’d find at a second hand store.

Go read Craggs on the Laremy Tunsil fiasco; just go do it. [Slate]

I’m not saying it was drugs, but it seems the dude had a long suspension for using drugs. It was totally drugs.

Someone should alert Pornhub.