It’s kinda uncool that Verizon is going after him for only one month of unpaid bills.

Clinton Portis? More like Clinton Poortis. Amirite??

There’s only one man brave enough to get to the bottom of this.

In a year of truly important sports investigations done by Deadspin, this is the apex.

Took me three run through to even see the supposed slap.

The Elf on the Shelf remains the worst thing about Christmas.

His players offered to help him down, but Mr. Carroll passed.

Meet Dana Trump

And here I thought Desean Jackson made the worst cut of the night.

“I would like to see a woman president,” Poole said. “I think it would be good for the country.”

Can I borrow a media credential? Asking for a friend.

Nail Yakupov and Nazem Kadri: two hockey Muslims.

I am

Samer is going to be pissed that he was off today.

REAL Bills fans do it through their Zubaz pants.

Is there any difference at this point between the Zenith and the Nadir of Billspin?

“Do Your Job”

This is the look of every woman at last call.