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Had can of Coke minute ago. I can feel the overdose.

Where are we? —Annabel Bowen

Ya, mon.

Pimpin’ ain’t easy

In the end it was all fake.

You broke kinja.

Nicole is Miss California 2010? I must be high.

NFL needs to stop testing for marijuana. It doesn’t accomplish anything.

Cool story bro! He still sucks.

Yea...I’m not gonna miss his face in The Finals.

— Great Wall of Japan —

Only Shkreli would order that garbage.

It’s not that Hardy to tell.

They like to drag-a-lot.

Because he has monster card in Madden.

Le fusion of bastard and retard.

This whole thing is not Normal.

And a shot of Listerine to kill it all.

Projecting the word ‘winner’ straight onto the winner’s forehead ain’t enough.

Vernon Davis lost his MOJO when Steve Harvey complimented him on his teeth.