Because insurance companies are assholes.

Here’s a HuffPost link to the Gus Kenworthy/Matthew Wilkas story, in case you prefer not to read Page Six. (And Joan’s link doesn’t actually link to the Kenworthy story anyway.)

So Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump walk into an English pub...

At least 66 million of us were decidedly NOT asking for it, thank you very much.

So Roman Polanski, Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump walk into an English pub.

Cardi is right here. If you don’t want to listen to women rapping about sex and their bodies do your googles and find women rappers that rap about other stuff. I remember watching the Biggie biopic and Lil Kim was trying to rap about street life and Biggie told her to rap about sex and stuff instead and dudes don’t…

Do you know the scene in Skyfall where Javier Bardem describes how they got rid of rats on an island by trapping them all in a pit and letting them eat each other until only two horrible cannibal rats remained?

You REALLY need to examine all your life choices if it brings you to the point where you’re pining away for someone as slimy as DJTJ. The man is so stupid that it beggars the imagination. When you open up an encyclopedia and look for “failing upwards”, DJTJ’s pictures should be the first thing you see. That actually…

Weirdly worth it!!

Good. Now convict him and put him in prison forevah. No backsies cause he “can’t read.”

If dating “good boy” Donny Jr. is rock bottom, then begging for him back is the center of the Earth.

How does someone let that grow for 11 years? Is it lack of healthcare

It's very endearing which is why I want to know for the love of Burritos Why Is She Debasing Herself For Him Now?

Ooh, Joan. Putting singer in quotes is shady AF.

Jermaine Dupri complaining about “strippers rapping” is pretty great. This is the guy who helped give us Lil Bow Wow. Maybe he would have a valid criticism if he were talking about rap today as a whole, but specifically referring to female rappers just makes his ass sound misogynist AF.

Jermaine Dupree used to rap about strippers and strip clubs all the time. Now it’s a problem that former strippers wants to rap? It’s okay to talk about women but it’s not okay for those women to talk about themselves? He should really be quiet.

Begging Eric to take you back?

It always renews my faith in the criminal justice system when I see a millionaire celebrity made to answer for his crimes after decades of victims begging please for the love of god please get this guy off the streets before he rapes more children in his sex closet oh lord what else can we do to make it more clear…

All these child sex offenders need to be put in a cell together.

Most of the shit I know about Jenelle Evans is what Ive read on here. So I dont know what her deal is exactly but its obvious she needs some kind of help.