Airboat? More like showboating!

I get it but...man, really? You hear that and the first thing you think of is porn? Not all the games you played? Or all the other shit you discovered the first time you went on the internet?

There’s no apple logo

I think I manage to play through Doom at least once per year. I still find it's raw simplicity immensely cathartic. Not a single function is wasted. Movement is one-to-one, the guns serve clear and unique delivery methods, the enemy feedback is instantaneous and punchy. Nothing feels light, and everything is…

I'm surprised that isn't a real game yet.

Guess they were taking ques from Brutal Doom. Not a bad thing.

and some...some go full on slasher movie villain.

Damn, never seen someone so afraid of water...