Aston Martin isn’t dumb. The “Tom Brady Signature Edition Aston Martin” is very dumb.

He’s Gisele Bündchen’s husband. 

In fairness, I hear that Irvin is great with a pair of scissors, so he might just be trying to drum up some business for his new side gig as a tailor...so, I guess what I’m saying is that Smith should watch out, because he’s gonna get stabbed. Because Michael Irvin stabbed a dude with scissors.

But will he be good when the playoffs come? That’s the real test.

Romo: Wow, at least Suh didn’t murder him, huh?

Cars and Coffee is about to become Blood and Guts.

So he’s fast. He doesn’t have much of a future if he can’t pull off a good flop.

Can you repeat that like 10 or 12 more times please?

Yep, just another night in South Philadelphia.

Philly fans are passionate man, they’ve gotta hammer somebody.

It takes some real North Dakota toughness to stand in there and break that fight up.

Parking, too. “Why is this guy stopping in the middle of the.... oh. They are going to parallel park. Let me just back up..... nope, guy on my ass. Well shit.”

Signal prior to turning, not during.

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

Worse, Julie would only hold his hand on a contraction to contraction basis. She refused to commit to multiple contractions in a row.

Reportedly the doula also didn’t appreciate Cousins yelling “You like that?!” at her after each contraction Julie pushed through.

Not the usual result when a Bills fan mentions a ‘painful burning sensation’.

Austin Seferian-Jenkins: [frustrated exhale]

Fuck the Yankees.