I see what you did there. I don’t like it, I don’t like that I laughed, and I don’t like that I starred it. 

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried to explain this to my wife, but she STILL gets the mayonnaise everywhere.

It makes sense, pitching is like catching but just doing everything in reverse.

Needs more Donk:

Did these bad boys come with a manual?

Y’all need some Kappa of the non-sorority sort.

One of these babies and you’re only limited by your imagination.

YEah, I’m that guy too. Though I’m coming around to thinking that as long as I have a good electrical hook up at home, it’s not as big of an issue. ON trips it could be if you don’t plan. But for everyday driving it’s becoming more of a non issue.

I personally like the classics that have been converted to EV. Like the Jaguar E-Type Zero. Rather than expand on the thought, here’s a picture that is pretty self-explanatory.

My gas car gets about 375 miles of range when full, I can’t fill it at home.

Because offenses should always be built around a guy who is most famous for fumbling by running into his own linemen’s ass.

The worst QBs are the ones who lack the human decency to be entertainingly bad.

no need to.

The best part is that McCoy was in there for two weeks also. So either Alex Smith, Colt McCoy and Mark Sanchez are exactly the same or it’s the lamest excuse in the history of mankind.

It’s become a joke at this point but seriously:  Josh Johnson hasn’t thrown a pass in a regular season game since 2011.  He’s a running QB and always has been which makes the idea of “we need a QB more like Mark Sanchez” even fucking more ridiculous.

Was Jared Lorenzen not available?

Goodell: “No, Mr. Synder, I’m not saying you can’t trade a second round pick, I’m saying that “the Waivers” aren’t a team...”

Braking

A proper gentleman just leaves it in gear. First, for when a swift getaway may be necessary; second, for when a lady must be properly... courted.