Damn lemon stealing whores. (SFW)

people who cannot use a bread knife to safely and efficiently cut bread (and other things) are simply doing it wrong. The tool is very reliable, the user sometimes is not.

That was essentially the Houston Oilers of analogies.

If Every Badger Fan You Know had Wisconsin as a 2-3 seed, you need to meet more Badger fans. Why, Every Badger Fan I Know had them as a 5-6.

Your post sucked, deal with it.

Analogies aren’t your thing are they?

The Bengals have the most playoff wins in the NFL over the last 4 years?

Damn, Bucky’s got no chill!

I’m both happy for Wisconsin and bummed about my bracket. I contain multitudes.

Savage

I think it’s time for everyone to take a deep breath and push forward.

Truly, the far left’s crowning achievement.

And now we are effaced with a moral dilemma about which side to choose

Get ready for more laborious dilation between the far left and the far right.

“Per patient” is ED charting speak for “this patient is full of shit.”

So there was a cross dressing component during my frat’s Hell Week bullshit. Keep in mind that, at this point in my life, I was a medium douchey, half-libertarian lax bro from a rich suburb (and also keep in mind this was circa 94) so I went into the whole ordeal with the attitude that “This will be a little…

The lack of uniform first and last name usage as well as inconsistent capitalization of names in your slack chat is bothering me. I demand a lengthy Congressional inquiry to resolve the matter.

Also please bring back the Deadcast I miss the poor production quality and listening to you and Marchman yell over each other…

Ground beef in a crispy corn taco shell is what a school cafeteria makes you think is a real taco.

ground beef is the According to Jim of taco proteins.