“.........afternoon delight..?”

“Hey, why did the pilots face go blank, and he’s singing ‘Fortunate Son’

So are the Lemons races Hoopty loopty loops?

Sorry the obviously an auto accident headline you clicked on wasn’t the something entirely different you were expecting.

You may want to check with your state insurance commissioner and see if that’s necessary, and if not, what to do about it. It sounds real weird to have to do that when they are not living with you, and fully grown.

“Now see, if you don’t pay the protection money, maybe your planes can’t even fit in the gate. Maybe the luggage carousel gets installed on the ceiling instead...”

“Hi, I want to add my 14 year old son to my insurance. No, they dont have a licence, they don’t drive. “

That comment is the wost. Wait, 2nd wost after this one.

Technically, you didn’t say you would ban them, you just said they would be banned. Maybe you made it happen somehow behind the scenes, maybe you didn’t?

*A few months later, hes on late night TV, or Shark Tank selling his dent protectors

I’d like to see him explaining that to the insurance company.
“My car was blown up by the police”

While I was in the car, a woman hit my side mirror with a shopping cart. I got out to say some words that would have got me ejected from a hockey stadium, but checking the mirror, there was no damage, and her car was an old Saturn that looked lived in, so I left it alone. I did stop going to that grocery store after…

I can imagine a scenario where he thought those bumpers were a good idea, but the suction cups occasionally pop off, so he has that as a backup.

I heard from a Jeep owner that got metal tube steps/running boards, they said if someone threw their door into it, all they would do it get a dent on their door and leave some paint on the undamaged step

Not sure if you could get one on an Outback, but I heard from a Jeep owner that got metal tube steps/running boards, they said if someone threw their door into it, all they would do it get a dent on their door and leave some paint on the undamaged step

If I got hit twice in a parking lot, id start going somewhere else. even Costco isn’t worth getting your car messed up

“absolutely”
*holding a bag of stick on letters

For liability/safety reasons, some mechanic shops try to avoid having random people go under the lift, or even into the work area. They should let you take it to a different shop to inspect it though.

Five more questions they don’t want you to ask.
Whats that smell?
What’s that knocking sound, is it supposed to sound like that?
Why does it show letters on the odometer?
Why is there black tape on the instrument panel?
Why is the name of your business different from last week?

That makes sense, but state policy doesn’t always have to make sense, or follow the best interests of the country (example, Russia)