Can’t help noticing you said harsh, but didn’t say untrue

I hope the insurance companies get together and take the kia boys into court for their part in this

I used to have an alarm that would cause the key fob to sound if something hit the car. Once it went off, and I walked over to the window to see someone had thrown their door into my car. I walked out and saw a big dent in the door, so I threw my full sized door into theirs as hard as I could

It says they were attached with suction cups, so they will just get a different color spot on the paint after a while. Also, who would want to drive around with your car looking like that? Blue painters tape can be used for a short time with no ill effects

Coming soon: “Sour Mash Orb gaming tournament”

Today, that dude works at JetBlue! (probably)

The opposite of a Pasteurist

It doesn’t say, but this was Superfog, so probably faster than a speeding bullet.

That would have been awesome, I wish it was that instead

Can’t exactly pull off the road there, you can’t always count on the car behind you stopping. The could have slowed down and put flashers on, but you cant always avoid a crash

Sovereign limousine ride to a special sovereign lodging at the local station

Just based on the video, he may have been thinking about slowing down, but may not have had a chance yet. If he had slowed down enough to make a difference, he may have caused a different accident from people behind his truck. It doesn’t look like he had time to prevent an accident, I dont think he had reason to…

Looks like he really got in the zone, Autozone

with it being florida, that’s probably not even the craziest thing the agent has heard about today

“If it wasn’t for bad luck, Florida man wouldn’t have any luck at all”
or
“Looks to me like the bridge was in the wrong place”

I always thought that was a perfect video, the way you have a great view of the truck and trailer catching air together before they fall out of view.

I like the crown, and would consider buying one, but I am not sure if its a good or a bad thing that the name is one letter away from clown

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts

so your solution is handmaids tale

they look different to me, but I lived by a ford dealership, so I would see mustangs all the time.