Technic, singular. It’s building blocks, not turntables.

I love how open the modifying scene is, but that camber stuff and those prolapsed Porsches really need to end.

Squadra Piloti Senesi, we go racing, we spend enormous amounts of money we don’t have on shit racecars and then do it again.

Ken Block crashed? Say it ain’t so!

Yeah, nah. This looks dangerous and cruel as fuck.

The only place I’ve seen those hateful bumper bib-looking things is Manhattan. Remove yourself from a context of hilariously tight parking spaces for bloated automobiles and they disappear.

*Stolen from Facebook*

You went all Shah Jahan on them and cut people’s hands didn’t you?

Top Gear had finally found something approaching chemistry and relevance with a younger, less idiotic lineup. Ditching the ginger talent-vacuum put them in a good spot. These two new additions do absolutely nothing for me and neither of them seem to have anything approaching ‘car guy’ credentials. Harris is the only…

Corvette kit car? Your eyes are painted on.

Lanzante 930, McLaren F1 GTR, every single Group A Kit Car from the 90s, a couple of F40s and a nice estate on which to spank them all to my heart’s content.

Unfortunately they’re long gone. Someone got some smoking-hot deals.

Crackpipe every day of the week. My local school authority was selling the now unusable in city centers (due to new European emissions laws coming in) 1000 Fire versions for €1000 for each lot of four. The 1000 Fire engine can actually get out of its own way, the 750 had all of the borderline-dangerous speed of the…

One idiot official cocks up handing a flag to a guest (commenters are blaming her again!) and we need to go to digital flags? Meh.

This neon fake retro graphics bullshit has got to stop.

Don’t you be coming to a whimsical Orlove brain-fart piece with actual facts and information! We don’t like your type here!

Mazda Repu.

The fact that this person is alive is incredible.

These people need to be punched very hard in the genitals.

Every time I click on one of your articles I know I’m in for a treat. Once again, I wasn’t disappointed. Just amazing.