It looks a lot like a rental, you can see the shitty Hertz Neverlost navigation system screwed in to the dash, they may not be from Illinois.

It’s definitely a rental. You can see the horrendous Hertz Neverlost navigation system inside.

We do, trust me. I was in Houston last week and it was like being in a video game.

Rest easy Nicky.

Pro tip: leave it to the Australians.

Man spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on car. Man unlikely to say car is shit.

When I finished high school, I drove my Golf from Siena to London, and every summer I would drive it back. The first Audioslave CD was in the changer, for all of those trips.

Awesome article!

Some news is filtering through from Italian websites. Compound leg fracture and cerebral edema. It’s looking pretty serious. Forza Nicky.

Why not tow the bastard thing?

A brilliantly-choreographed final chase with 500Es and you missed out on it. Your loss!

A French car with an unnecessarily shit solution to a problem nobody else had?

Oh well.

Making progress on a country road in Tuscany in my Golf I caught up with a Mercedes C36. Seeing me in his mirrors he ups the pace. Cue ten minutes of considerable speed and occasionally sideways Mercedes on back roads. He was very very good, and he was obviously slowing on the straights so that I could keep up. When…

I’ll never get these widebody kits on exotics. They look desperately silly to me.

Flames on the overrun are always good. Back before V8 Supercars went to E85 they used to shoot them every corner. Glorious.

Not sure what’s going on, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with a Brazilian version of the Beetle.

Yes. Now I pay someone else to do most of it and only do the light, fun stuff myself.

The reason for upgrading to the V12 is V12.

Yup, I’m just that good.