I used to live in Pgh but, alas, no good Chinese food recommendations. I'd check to see if there's something in Oakland (int'l students wanting a taste of home) or Squirrel Hill.

If anyone also deserves "because fuck you, that's why" it's those assholes. Ugh.

Cholera for everyone!

How about just don't.

It was funny because he fell on his arse. If Obama did that, the "coverage" would be all, "Did he STEAL that Segway from an old white lady?????????"

That's so brilliant!!!!! I just relined my dresser drawers and what a huge pain that was with the paper that slides around, etc. My next trip there, I'm on it!

Ugh. This whole genre screams "septicemia."

But what's "buried" in metric???? Le buriedé? ;)

It's Canada, isn't it always cold? ;)

"Y'all can kiss my kilometres, bitches!!"

You'd think Texans would love all of the guns and artillery in use... still, though, people are stupid.

Bitter, party of one! (and luckily for him, there are 4 mugs and 3 plates to choose from— that's at least 3 days without having to wash dishes!!)

Women should also be banned from showing their ankles in public!

um, yeah he is. But that family is a Cossack family, so the story likely has a twist in there...

You'll love this, then, Madame Schneider/Schechter/Fleischman...

Gay or not, this guy sounds like a douche. It's one thing to tweet a complaint about someone you felt served you badly, but another to call them a "fugly slut," "Mean Girls" quote or not.

"Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that?"

*pant*

I wish I knew where in Poland this was, but The Telegraph has declined to state and The Croatian Times did not elaborate.

Chelm?

They are equally offended by all asses.