"My Mistress's eyes are nothing like the sun,Coral is far more red than her lips red,If Snow be white, why then her breasts are dun,If hair be wires, black wires grow on her head,I have seen roses damask'd red and white,But no such roses see I in her cheeks,And in some perfume is there more delight,Than in the breath…

Look at my face! Am I bothered?

Did Jenny McCarthy give the whole crew measles or something because she didn't vaccinate her kids? Good riddance to that idiot!

Why? To have it washed and folded? I'm sure they can find someone closer to home to do that...

Actually, Indian food is rather tasty in my book. I just can't eat it out because it gives me the shits. Then again, a lot of other things do that too. My intestines are offended on an equal opportunity basis. (I have had better experiences when I make it at home— something about the quantity of butter/oil that's used…

Well then, multiculti warrior, enjoy some dog stew! While you're at it, bind some feet, slice off some clitorises (clitorides?), burn some widows and drink some fermented blood, since it's forbidden to point out that these are gross or inappropriate.

Chinese people are grossed out by Americans' consumption of dairy and cheese, so it does work both ways. And honestly, my disgust at the joy these people have at eating dog outweighs whatever criticism you might toss. I get it, other cultures have different ideas about what's edible, but I still can judge. Especially…

We're so glad the PC Police have arrived to remind us that it's totally arbitrary which animals one group of people find acceptable to eat, while other groups may eat different ones, then to shame us for being grossed out by savages eating dogs.

Ugh. They'll eat anything.

I don't find him hot... but the memes are funny.

Liz and Hils 2016!!!

hateful, jealous, little minds

Did she speak Pennsylvania Dutch? I think it's so cool! (It's technically a dialect of German spoken in southwestern Germany and Switzerland, so it's more like Swiss German than High German.)

English, Haitian Creole and Spanish?

keep an eye out for it's female patrons

Ew. Maybe she should see someone about that? (Try the products designed for pet stains... poo is poo and all...)

So that's the trick!?!?!? lol

As someone who's slightly lactose intolerant, it's usually a quantity thing with me: a small portion of custard or ice cream, and I'm ok. A glass of milk— I'd better be near a bathroom in 20 mins. (I'm ok with yogurt and cheese in nearly unlimited quantities (om nom nom!), which is why I think I'm only slightly…

Those thighs. Lord have mercy. *pant*