My guess is that in other first world countries, not vaccinating your child is considered neglect, not a festive lifestyle choice, and is therefore not an option. In second and third world countries, too many people remember/have seen these diseases and want to prevent them in the future.

Just be very careful. That sort LOVES their guns....

Beret of poodle, on my noodle it shall rest.

I really hope that I can still refer to her as that "dehydrated corpse yammering on the tv."

Baba Yaga is the best way to describe her. (You get 10,000 stars!) I keep waiting for her head to start spinning around and pea soup to gush forth from her mouth, a la "Death Becomes Her." Also, I like to insult her ideas and character, since those are of such poor quality there's no need to mention she looks like a…

Cheers, sweetie darling!

Missing the sticking out tongue to accompany the robot-twerk

What about women who work for the IRS? Double doom?

The War on Christmas continues unabated!!!1!1!!1!

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Or universal healthcare (saves lives you know) or universal preschool and full-day kindergarten or any of things that the GOP were diehard about in 1950.

That's $15/h— not bad for not having to do anything too terrible like filing or typing....

"I'm right on top of that, Rose!"

I have a friend who serves as a model (?) for medical students learning to give physicals and prostate exams, as well as other non-invasive things (he acts out symptoms of different illnesses in a GP visit, etc). He studied acting so it's kind of entertaining yet easy, and the money is decent.

I thought it was crabapple!?!

Oh and he's HOT too. If he were into guys, I'd so be on the next Amtrak...

I'll take 100 calendars, please. Kthx.

A sort of Imelda Marcos who buys hand sanitizer by the gallon at Costco?

I'm aware it's slightly ridiculous to feed my cat organic food. It's expensive (about $35 for a 15 lb bag) and a bit yuppie. But, you know, he loves it, his coat is shiny and healthy, his teeth are healthy and his poo stinks less (that really a benefit for me, since he's not bothered). He's my buddy and I love him. So…

"Can't trust those shifty Canadians!"

My mom used to watch Days religiously in this era, something I never questioned until this "possessed by the devil" nonsense. Even my adolescent brain thought this was beyond absurd. (I did used to watch the telenovela "Aquamarina" in like 1998-99, but I was learning Spanish so I get a pass....)