I don’t know about calling the cops but I sure as shit say something to them.

Nah, sometimes it’s just about having an ax to grind with Jezebel, and pretending you don’t already know Katy Perry’s cat name in order to throw a dig at them, my dogwhistling friend.

Jezebel be lovin’ cat names, for sure. Nice of you to assume everyone there is a woman and that only women like cat names, sexist.

Let’s run through her article history at Deadspin:

How she didn’t get fired after that boggles my mind. 

7 or 8 blocks downfield, makes sense.

What is it like working for the Giants?

It’s almost like he’s irresponsible.

Makes as much sense as anything else.

Does he not have just one other WR friend who he trusts?  Do we believe he’s even actually tried the other helmets at this point?

It’s really funny to see someone say something wrong (i.e. that he gets to keep the money if he doesn’t play), then double down and call people idiots for pointing it out.

“His argument is that the NFL hadn’t expressly banned or tested his helmet prior to this summer, a timeline that essentially denied him the grace period given to other players used to wearing helmets that are no longer allowed.”

Goal line technology is literally instant.  It is a *perfect* application of technology to this.  

In the non-Kelsey McKinney division, sure. She’s locked that up tighter than a bull’s ass in fly time.

-Checks author

Is it a surprise that Haisley roots for the best team in the EPL? I bet he was a Man United fan when they were the best too.

Do you expect them to recertify every helmet from 8-9 years going back proactively every time standards change? Even if nobody is using them?

They don’t actually like or love Jesus at all, they like being special.

Massive fucking eyeroll

It depends on the writer. Usually Barry is better about this but Deadspin is for sure not hesitant to omit some facts when it suits a narrative these days.  When you go full editorial, that’ll happen.