By virtue of being 10 years old, his helmet from last year was on the banned list.

What a sad human being you must be.

If I didn’t know Hemmerling for Mitchell from around here, I might have thought it was real too.

He got the same grace period.

The beautiful game, everyone!

Not without it being overturned.

“actually made some mild contact with his left arm.”

Terrible post all around.  

If you think Deadspin is more sensitive than the AV Club, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

Are you addressing the author of the article here?

“The manner in which you view your head—once precious, to be protected, vulnerable to cracking—changes. It can withstand punishment. It is a fortress. It is a weapon.”

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, and not assuming that you are as stupid as you are. Thanks for confirming you’re really that ridiculous.

“The USWNT would be better off if it was divorced from US Soccer”

You seem to be disputing both of the following:

Maybe. I’ve seen people on this very site say much more ridiculous things completely in earnest.

He or she cited a source, where’s yours?

Because you can find some tweets somewhere to support *any* narrative you want to craft. There’s a lot of bullshit on Twitter.

Women *absolutely* judge the shit out of other women for this.  Over 50% of white women alone voted for Trump.  You don’t think they’re judging pornstars?

It’s not just men.

“They should pay both teams equally if they accomplish the same thing. “