“Dude had a .01% chance of being tested as much as he was last year”

Multiple paragraphs consist of a single sentence.  Haisley gonna Haisley.

It’s amazing to see someone complain about calls being correct.

It’s a pretty big stretch to call this racism. In a league with 1600 players on active rosters there are going to be anomalies.  Hell, a 1/1000 chance is virtually a guarantee.

Nah, you fucking suck too. I’ve seen your other posts in this thread, you’re a fucking idiot too.

I’d be very curious to find out what the justification for the Confederate flag would be in Michigan. Probably “history”, right? Bitch, you were born in the union, what history could you possibly be honoring?

How can you read something like that, about someone who made a very real, tangible difference in race relations, and say “fuck that guy”?  Do you actually care about things getting better?

That shit actually worked.  

Swatting is still happening? I’m not surprised it just sucks to know people are still fucking awful, even after swatting led to a death.

Needs to be mentioned *every* time until she’s fired.  One of the biggest black eyes in Deadspin history.

Do you believe that nobody has ever been wrongfully convicted?

The men would beat the teams the women play 30-0 (or worse). How does that affect things?

Which play is that?

That’s great, so are they trying to break the existing CBA?  The pay structures are *very* different right now.  The USWNT bargained for higher guaranteed pay, the men bargained for a per-game payment system.  If the women are good with the same structure as the men, coolio.  If they want to maintain guaranteed pay…

What? The men’s team has been nothing but supportive of this.

“ during -God Bless America-”

“The National Anthem is bad, but even worse is the post-9/11 tradition of treating God Bless America like a sacred hymn.”

MENTAL ILLNESS!

So with the 10 year suspended sentence, he goes to jail for a minimum of 10 years for this right?

“Anyone pushing 95 or higher is interchangeable. Sorry, not sorry.”