Pierce would have been pissed about Shazier hogging the spotlight.

So you’ve never been to a gas station in PA before. Shut the fuck up.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.

Once upon a time, Simmons really was a unique voice. He was funny and insightful and unlike anything else on ESPN or elsewhere. But he’s been lapped by people who are better, edgier, and funnier.

“Kraft didn’t intervene on decisions about lesser players, therefore it’s unlikely he intervened on a decision about the greatest player in the history of his team and possibly the sport.”

Other than some idle speculation by local media, no one has previously reported anything close to the bit about why the Garoppolo trade happened. Beyond that, the piece sketches out details on things that people only knew about in a general sense beforehand, such as the weird split between Guerrero and the Patriots…

The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to.

It was explicitly stated that the FO cruisers could keep pace but not catch up. It was said out loud. Maybe you missed that.

1. Pancakes
2. French toast
3. Waffles

I doubt he was being literal about a ‘man brain’. He was simply saying what practically all of us here have been saying, that too many men exempt themselves from displaying consideration and empathy to others, particularly women (probably because those men have been socialised to think in such a selfish and entitled…

Ben McAdoo is the friend everyone had in eighth grade who was only a friend because his dad had a fireworks stash in a old dead refrigerator in the garage. We just went over to Ben’s house to light off Black Cats, but all he wanted to do was tell us how awesome Def Leppard was.

it’s funny because while a small segment of the population is for Barstool, a smaller portion is against it. The largest segment of the population is like “who? what is that?”

Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I insist A) that Pluto is a planet, and B) that Uranus’s unfortunate name is canceled out by its cool sideways-ness and by how it is usually rendered in a sinister greenish color.

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

Private financing? What’s taking so long for the city to sign on? The longer they wait, the more chance the team has to ask for public funds. Start construction now!

Gino probably thought that looked a lot cooler than that looked.