Pierce would have been pissed about Shazier hogging the spotlight.

So you’ve never been to a gas station in PA before. Shut the fuck up.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

At this point, if he needs to explain anything else I would accept “The movie was already 2 1/2 hrs long and how come I have to spoon-feed you every tiny little thing?”

Counterpoint: if he’s constantly asked questions about things that didn’t happen in his movie, then maybe fans are just butthurt.

I feel like TLJ started in the middle of a fight that the resistance escaped from and never stopped running until the last shots? Where exactly would Han’s funeral be in that? It would make as much sense for his funeral to be at the start of 9.

I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.

You realize that, with the exception of the swordfighting, all of that criticism applies to Luke Skywalker, right? Who was passionately kissed by his sister because there was no overall storyline/plan/arc of the movies?

No.

Once upon a time, Simmons really was a unique voice. He was funny and insightful and unlike anything else on ESPN or elsewhere. But he’s been lapped by people who are better, edgier, and funnier.

“Kraft didn’t intervene on decisions about lesser players, therefore it’s unlikely he intervened on a decision about the greatest player in the history of his team and possibly the sport.”

Other than some idle speculation by local media, no one has previously reported anything close to the bit about why the Garoppolo trade happened. Beyond that, the piece sketches out details on things that people only knew about in a general sense beforehand, such as the weird split between Guerrero and the Patriots…

The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.

Let the past die. Kill it, if you have to.

Their purpose was to be pointless. It’s all they had and the only option available to stop the cannon (presumably by shooting it once they got close enough), but it wasn’t enough. The point is for Poe to realize this and make the right decision this time, and fall back to save lives instead of leading the pilots to…

It was explicitly stated that the FO cruisers could keep pace but not catch up. It was said out loud. Maybe you missed that.

1. Pancakes
2. French toast
3. Waffles

I doubt he was being literal about a ‘man brain’. He was simply saying what practically all of us here have been saying, that too many men exempt themselves from displaying consideration and empathy to others, particularly women (probably because those men have been socialised to think in such a selfish and entitled…

Ben McAdoo is the friend everyone had in eighth grade who was only a friend because his dad had a fireworks stash in a old dead refrigerator in the garage. We just went over to Ben’s house to light off Black Cats, but all he wanted to do was tell us how awesome Def Leppard was.

it’s funny because while a small segment of the population is for Barstool, a smaller portion is against it. The largest segment of the population is like “who? what is that?”