Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

Correct. Dadtaku stories are written for parents to say “oh man yes this is bad i understand this”, not for teenagers to give unsolicited parenting advice.

It’s a pretty cool club, isn’t it?

Congrats to Kunitz. When I was 37 years, 241 days old, I was already 10 years into a serious questioning of my life choices and wondering why I thought a lifetime of mediocrity would lead to anything not considered ‘mediocre’, which isn’t nearly as fun and exciting as scoring a Game 7 winner.

Haven’t been watching the Caps series, but I can tell you that ain’t the case in the Pens series. Tired narrative.

I think this point has some merit, but Drew has infinitely more self awareness.

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

Luckily you won’t need to.

But did they stand during our national anthem glorifying slavery?

Now that we seem to be at peak TV, how many old, classic movies do you think would have just been made as TV shows today? I’m thinking Godfather I and II would have been some long-running, critically-acclaimed series no one would have watched on PAX or some other hard to find station.

I can.

No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

Wine comes in a bottle?

You are going to get a buttload of stars for this scorching hot taek.

“This year’s”???? The AFC South is still and has always been the crappiest division in football since it was formed. Awful cities, awful teams, just the backwater of the NFL. A casual sports fan would get this list of teams confused with a list of NWSL teams.