Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I insist A) that Pluto is a planet, and B) that Uranus’s unfortunate name is canceled out by its cool sideways-ness and by how it is usually rendered in a sinister greenish color.

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

Private financing? What’s taking so long for the city to sign on? The longer they wait, the more chance the team has to ask for public funds. Start construction now!

Gino probably thought that looked a lot cooler than that looked.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

Correct. Dadtaku stories are written for parents to say “oh man yes this is bad i understand this”, not for teenagers to give unsolicited parenting advice.

It’s a pretty cool club, isn’t it?

Congrats to Kunitz. When I was 37 years, 241 days old, I was already 10 years into a serious questioning of my life choices and wondering why I thought a lifetime of mediocrity would lead to anything not considered ‘mediocre’, which isn’t nearly as fun and exciting as scoring a Game 7 winner.

Haven’t been watching the Caps series, but I can tell you that ain’t the case in the Pens series. Tired narrative.

I think this point has some merit, but Drew has infinitely more self awareness.

Wait, you managed to tie “pyramid schemes” and “male privilege” together?

Luckily you won’t need to.

But did they stand during our national anthem glorifying slavery?

has such a strong sense of justice that he hunts down the guys who killed his parents?

I can.