No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

Wine comes in a bottle?

You are going to get a buttload of stars for this scorching hot taek.

Also, can’t wizards customize their wands? Like Lucius Malfoy added that fancy snake head hilt to his wand so he could conceal it in his fancy cane.

Those are Art Deco wands you heathens. They are pure representations of the style of the era the movie is set in. Think of the Empire State Building main hall and translate that entire gorgeous scenery into one elegant wand. Doesn’t it just make sense?  

They all look pretty 1920's US to me. People then loved them some industrial design and showy bright crystal all mixed together. This was the day of Art Deco and Tiffany, after all.

“This year’s”???? The AFC South is still and has always been the crappiest division in football since it was formed. Awful cities, awful teams, just the backwater of the NFL. A casual sports fan would get this list of teams confused with a list of NWSL teams.

Fuck them Vols.

How does the staff of Deadspin jibe their love of Conor with their disdain for every other racist troll on the planet?

Grantland was my favorite kinja blog.

Got anything about soccer that I won’t bother reading?

If you’re not into our sports coverage, don’t read it; plenty of other things here to enjoy.

Your essay makes me uncomfortable. I honestly don't know how to help or be an ally. I work with kids in the family court system, either through abuse/neglect or juvenile delinquency/incorrigability. I want to fight for these kids, the majority of whom are POC. How do we do that without becoming a "good white person"?…