Could be Omaha throwing it off. (Omaha throws everything off.)

I would guess the usual kind of idiot would.

I first saw this headline as "Beware of TEXAS When Settling Your Debt." Taxes makes much more sense. I didn't think Texas would come after me, but you never know...

Bringing the Ebola virus into North America for the first time. Great idea. What could possibly go wrong? Might I suggest a route that would fly over Ukraine?

I think that would be really fun actually!

This is why I advocate for Clown College.

Well put. Strike that, replace with "unless you were a mime."

Also, for the record, I think you have a cool job.

Been there... I have a fine arts degree. "What are you going to do to make money?" ...This. This is what I do.

I don't like talking about my job, because most people make really insulting assumptions about it (I'm a librarian). This is how the conversations usually go on my end:

That could be true, but this is when someone asks you. I think it would be kind of rude to not answer the question... unless you were a secret agent or something.

Thanks Junior High and High School! If kids weren't so damn mean, we'd probably grow up not having to worry about things like this so much.

Great write up! I think it's also worth considering hiring a personal trainer to provide motivation, education and accountability. Often times, I meet first-time members who've never set foot in a gym or haven't been in one since high school and feel intimidated or embarrassed to come back after their first visit.…

Workout with a friend. It's like having a portable comfort zone following you around.

/casually forwards this to mother so she can stop trying to get me to apply to obvious scams

I dig that too - when done right, it looks really really good.

Liking the use of text for apps on the left instead of icons.

Typo: Mind your grammar and spelling. When you get them wrong, it,s embarrosing.