My biggest hope is now that Google doesn't have any reason to pimp Motorola specifically that all that cool Moto X stuff will get wrapped into the next version of Android.

"He doesn't need a head to talk, Peter; now hand me those jumper cables and get me some licorice. Cherry."

Based on a quick google search, yes, yes it is. And that right there might be the most amazing part of this whole video. Not to downplay the penguins, but the Doctor narrating penguins is just pure amazing.

How did they happen to have cameras looking at the camera?

Chuck Norris is the one flying. Not the planes. They are simply strapped to his boots.

It's all fun and games until a minifig falls into a cooling loop and the resulting proton quench punches a hole through someone's torso. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, PLASTIC GORILLA?!

I own glass, what makes you think you're so important that I would want to take a picture of you?

Jamie, I'm so proud of you! Look at how much you have grown! Alt-text and everything! My work here is done!

If the water's venting to the surface, then that indicates thin spots on the icy crust. So far "Europa Report" has been accurate. If we ever go there, better bring a harpoon.

Conandalf.

Ahem.

My sure-fire way to get through the Verizon Wireless hold menus:

Bullshit! People return that stuff all the time in exchange for things they want or need. I returned some earlier today and was awarded gasoline in my car.

I mean, if Call of Duty Dog dies while, say, piloting a jet carrying a nuclear bomb far out over the Pacific Ocean in order to detonate it a safe distance from Los Angeles… I mean, it'll be a tragedy, but a noble one. I will salute Call of Duty Dog, but I will not mourn for him.