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5/15/19
1:51 PM
19

If I had to choose between you and my dog, I’d save you. But then I’d trip you because I don’t like you.

2/16/17
3:01 PM
2

Am I the only one who started humming the Westworld theme when I saw the Gif at the top?

1/25/17
2:32 PM
416

Start your web browser, go into the settings menu, and find the option to ‘clear cookies’.

1/13/17
10:40 AM
30

Uh, hey Morgan. 30 year olds were the OG Facebook users who taught y’all how to use technology. Know your roll, kid.

1/4/17
4:42 PM
612

“A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”

12/20/16
2:43 PM
60

How does leaving the tree outside for 24 hours help? Hasn’t the tree been out in the cold all along?

12/20/16
12:24 PM
124

Whisper the name of the person forcing you to click on articles you’re not interested in and we’ll send help. Stay strong!

12/13/16
5:22 PM
21

Can’t remember exactly why, but NYC tends to have this thing about low-flying planes showing up

12/12/16
5:32 PM
3

From the lead photo I expected the article to be about a group of people on a space station riffing about the plane.

11/7/16
4:01 PM
8

They should really use tiny students or get some elementary school aged kids for the band so they can increase the “resolution”of their display.

11/2/16
12:50 PM
104

THAT SHIT AIN’T CALLED “BRAINS AND THE BEAST”!

9/14/16
9:17 PM
139

Urban legends all of them. Traffic lights ate actually psychic, they know whe you're late and the all turn red for you out of spite. It's a fact look it up.

8/30/16
11:55 AM
9

I swear my huskies have conversations. The oldest is 5 and the puppy is 1. I imagine the conversations go something like this:

8/29/16
10:56 AM
8

Hell I’ll be happy if we discover proof positive alien life of the microbial variety in my lifetime. I’m sure its out there, but to have it confirmed would just be nice. If this signal is some advanced civilization... :D :D :D Probably not, but I can dream.

8/25/16
4:26 PM
5

Almost all of the complaints you cited above are people who weren’t able to call for help when they needed it. I say lay off them, being pissed off and writing a letter about it is totally natural in that scenario. Maybe one instagram-addicted asshole in the whole list.