Sounds like you're looking for something way more serious than what's happening here. Does this look like a music theory class to you? See the header image? Look at the lead singer of Smash Mouth. Dear god. Just stare at him for a moment and try not to laugh. Be honest. You can't do it. And the other dude has frosted…

We have a sense of humor about something that we disagree with, or something that we don't like. It's a way to deal with a lot of things in life. Nothing pretentious about it. Nothing malicious. We're not attacking anyone that's not in a position to defend themselves with the millions of dollars they've made off of…

"Damn these hoes. You're stepping on my toes."

How did Dave Matthews escape scrutiny? Did he really make himself that scarce in 97? The lord is merciful..sometimes.

"Does This Look Infected" album cover still makes me laugh.

You're setting the bar…incredibly low.

Godzilla rap. My god.

I kept my younger brother faaaar away from that shit. He grew up to be a pretty solid guy.

At least those pop punk garbage guys had a sense of humor about themselves. That's all I've got. The rest of them, well, nothing else to be said.

"Musical manifestation of Florida." Christ, that's perfect and frightening. But I might have to argue and say "Northern Florida."

Hah! Where Where Where. I swear that's what I meant!

Jesus Christ. I might have drawn the line at Se7en.

People were already on her back for everything else since she was teaching in a high school in the Deep South: she was the only teacher in the school with a PhD, her family came from Russia, and she might as well have had New York Liberal scrawled across her t-shirt. Needless to say, this was extremely upsetting to…

Trust me. She would not give a tuppeny fuck about their moral conundrums.

High school viewing of Ethan Hawke's Hamlet, our teacher is holding the remote before we begin. She says: there might be some male nudity in here. Prepare yourselves. But ladies, if you haven't seen one of those up close and personal by now, I don't know what to say.

Isn't that what Ed's gas station is? The place where all the Woodsmen were a long time ago?

*Michael Scott points to a poster of James Dean* I bet Luke Perry's friends don't treat him like this.

Something about them just felt so damned satisfying.

I love Perfect dark, but it introduced this insanely boring science fiction color scheme that carried over into the Halo years. We couldn't have life and bright colors! It all had to be deep shades of blue and purple. Ugh.

The RE2 port was an incredible feat of engineering, packing those two discs onto a cartridge. Lower audio quality, and you could only hear that through the voice acting - and nobody plays RE for the voice acting. Incredible game, you should play it one of these days. Zelda 64 games weren't as good as the SNES…