No.  When mayonnaise sits out in the sun for three hours, it at least smells offensive.

No because Peterman will be starting within a month once Allen is placed on IR.  He’s going to get killed out there. 

Nathan Peterman is the last chicken finger in the fridge from a party you threw a week ago.

Nathan Peterman likes his footballs overinflated and doesn’t care who knows. 

Nathan Peterman eats his Cheerios hot and Spaghetti-O’s cold.

Nathan Peterman is the only uncompleted side of a Rubik’s Cube.

Toetally. Let the heeling begin.