Thirty-eight? Muthafucka, please. I have socks that old.

ay bby u wnt sum mtamucl?

You there - You with the nuanced understanding of this situation and its non-relation to actual resistance to actual tyranny and/or human rights abuses - You shut your whore mouth!

This IS a league game.

This isn’t Nam. There are rules.

I think the fact that he still has the support of %36 of the entire population, and not just the support of 36 people, speaks volumes about the state of our education system.

Florida’s man: “Wow.”

If this is a polite society, I’d hate to see a rude one.

Maybe he can show this much life at the plate this year.

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

Far-right conservatives cannot be appealed to with logic or reason because far-right constituents cannot be appealed to with logic or reason. If their constituents would look at their elected officials’ views and voting records and say, “Hey, now. This isn’t good for any American citizen!” and vote accordingly,…

Conservative values are based on emotion and flawed world views. For the most part, far-right conservatives cannot be appealed to with logic or reason. As you say, we can only quarantine them, outnumber them and appeal to moderates who don’t want the Russian mob to appoint Justices.

For a long time now there’s been two phrases that run through my head at least once per day when reading news about this clusterfuck of an administration. “What the actual fuck?!?” and “What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?”. Sigh. Everything is horrible.

“Steve Bannon is what stupid people think smart people sound like.”

You know what? If we held a fund raiser where everyone who wanted to paid to shoot a rubber band gun at Paul Ryan’s nutsack we could raise enough money to insure every American in say, a week, if we charged $5 a rubber band. I always keep a little cash for emergencies that I would happily donate since I am an…

Two people who the media never stop talking about, both over hyped, and possibly had career stats inflated by injections in the ass.

You want to see a truly pathetic pursuit of a 27-year-old, join me ladies night at Applebees.

At first, I thought you said “turned the other check.”

+1 Sermon on the “Mound”