Don’t fuck with hospital workers. They go through enough real shit to have to put up with this shit.

I mean all I’ve ever wanted was a lifetime movie biopic. :) I signed up for “How to make your book a reality” at Second City so I really am going to do it. I mean, here’s my life trajectory:

Are you including the figures to the right of the decimal point?

(In the voice of David Attenborough) “Now we can see the conservatives eating their own....rare behavior indeed.”

He didn’t have enough bars, but there appear to be plenty in his future.

There’s no safe spaces anymore snowflake.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Nazi Bannon has been very clear about why he is “all for them being in the White House”: because Trump is a means to an end for him. Trump got Nazi Bannon where he wants to be. “Trump is a ‘blunt instrument for us,’ Bannon told Ken Stern for Vanity Fair last summer. ‘I don’t know whether he really gets it or not.’”…

Someone on twitter pointed our the irony of this man proclaiming the superiority of the “white race.”

Eh. He’s a low-achiever who was able to grandstand successfully because the standards were so low. He’s like if Charles Schumer were a sex criminal.

Dude was so overrated as a politician. He was the poor man’s Rahm Emmanuel.

This is better

This is fucking disgusting. How is it that the first comment on this horrifying article about multiple violent rapes chooses to focus on paying players? You don’t even say rape. You refer to rape as “all this” and “things like this”. You are a rape apologist, whatever you say after that.

They got lucky by being born bigger, faster, stronger.

Why not both? I seem to remember that guy was diddling kids in addition to banging his female congregation.

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

For one, Obama and Bush both jumped on the appointee train long before the new year. They both tried to get as many appointees in hearings and approved before they took office as possible. While neither had everyone appointed as there are something like 400-600 minor and major positions to be filled most of their…

Grass can be very informative. It is like....the internet...for dogs.

Graham, if you’re reading this, CALL ME. Woof.