runball1983
runball1983
runball1983

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

I’m always astonished at how many dishes my wife can dirty while cooking.

Of course I don’t mind doing the dishes as long as I don’t have to cook.

Yes!!! It is just my wife and I. Somehow she dirties more dishes than can fit in a standard dishwasher. How is this possible!? I also happen to load the dishwasher very efficiently.

This is actually fair. When cooking I use the fewest possible number of pots and utensils, whereas my wife uses 3x as many things.

“The sensitive, lonely protagonist of The Sandlot is a Cubs fan” becomes “Maybe he’s not an actual fan.” Good stuff.

Sort of seems like you don’t know The Sandlot very well based on these comments

Benny gives him the hat because his fishing hat sucks so much. Also, when did the Cubs ever have a yellow block ‘C’ as their logo? It wasn’t a Cubs hat, man. And even if it was, he is wearing it to fit in, not because he is a fan of the team.

(I know The Sandlot better than I probably should.)

It’s a blue hat with a generic, yellow C. It’s not a Cubs hat.