She woke herself up?

Currently making my way through all of Nathaniel Hawthorne's short stories, and while there are a few misses here and there, the quality of his writing is consistently excellent. "Young Goodman Brown", in particular, is one of the finest horror stories I've ever read.

Now, now, let's not give Frumious Bandersnatch too much of a hard time.

Having been raised in Mendota and with numerous relatives in Fresno, I can indeed confirm the Chancellor's view of the place as being accurate. Also, if the polluted air doesn't kill you, your neighbors will.

Needs more power!

I prefer Rohan Kishibe myself.

John Constantine. All you have to do is glance at that and know that the owner is a complete and total badass, rampant swindling and fucked up occult encounters notwithstanding.

I could watch this man speak for hours. I particularly liked the gleeful way he called his internet impersonators his "unpaid stooges."

I call bull. No flat circles, no bongos, and most importantly, no Lincolns driving off into Carcosa.

You forget he also took a bullet for Ryan and struggled valiantly against a mob of corrupt cops before finally dealing with the robbers. There's gratitude for you.

For me, it's got to be "A Muppet Christmas Carol." When I was a child, my mother took me to see it on an especially cold winter day, and after exiting the theater, we went to my aunt's house and warmed our hands by the fireplace. That movie was basically my first introduction to Michael Caine, and helped inspire my…

Nice game, pretty boy!

I thought it was a combination of Auguste Dupin and Joseph Bell that was the inspiration, but this guy seems pretty cool too.

Trump deliberately tanking himself out of pure laziness does sound rather convincing. All I know is that there's something going on there.

You're no daisy, Scott.

Man of Steel 2: Havana Nights

He'll have the best Infinity Stones, just you wait.

*hands Clint a note that says 'See you soon, idiots' in scrawling letters* It's for you.

At this point, I'm just hoping the Trump campaign will suddenly reveal it's all been an act orchestrated by those famed Broadway producers, Bialystock & Bloom, in an attempt to raise sales for their daring new play: "Springtime for Hitler!"

He's at home, washing his tights!