Sassy Alfred may just salvage this film.

But is there any demand for an assistant that's more intimate with dominant overtones? I'm asking for a friend.

What's the deal with Superman?

Remember, you're all skinny winners!

Hopefully all he'll need for this is a horse and a gun.

I was going to post some clever, insightful commentary, but shamelessly ogling Harley Quinn's ass seems the better route for now.

Your precious interview, gratefully accepted!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

Say what you want, but Luke fighting the Emperor's clone in the Jundland Wastes was a thing of cinematic beauty.

I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will not reach the RNC alive.

"Ivanhoe" by Sir Walter Scott. It's daunted me for a number of years now, but I bought it a few months ago and just went for it. Surprisingly, I enjoyed the hell out of it, so now I'll be looking for other Scott works to devour.

They should just give the Republican nomination to one of the Marx Brothers.

Spoiler Alert: They called him Mr. Glass.

Upvoted for land war in Asia.

Busy, busy, busy.

I believe in the original films, in democracy!

*Quentin hears the latest news, decides to order three Royals with Cheese instead*

Fox News debates are always so coarse and irritating. Not like A.V. Club debates, where everything is so soft and smooth.

*begins counting frantically in Greek to ward off Spielberg's voodoo*

Spoiler Alert: No hay banda.