“Just grease yourself down with lard it’s natures sunscreen” - Jim Tomsula

No, he’s completely lost it. Outside of the press conference he kept claiming that the “green zone” is the greatest thing to happen to the world sports since FIFA decided to move the World Cup to November.

Just seeing “Glenn Greenwald” in print makes me feel super-tired.

my partner who says all of my sisters are fuckable.

This speech is the real reason T.O. didn’t show up.

“Hey man, we’re not THAT close.”

Well, add a new leaf to his turnover total

Well, commies are okay now, it turns out, so long as they support the NRA. 

Don’t blink! That’s when the commies sneak in.

The New York Daily News was not killed by a fucking market correction. Sinclair Media is not a fucking market correction. Peter fucking Thiel is not a fucking market correction. Fuck off with this “well, that’s just how it is” bullshit. This is a goddamn siege, and takes like this are how we’re losing it.

Whoops.

Luckily, they only had to put him on the 3-day DL.

The looks on some of their faces and the intensity in which they clapped, suggests to me that, at least in the case of the handful of fans I looked at, they were proud of him for saying racist shit and being “one of them.”

We’ve now officially reached the “NFL owner talks to the Hollywood Reporter about the President’s criticism of how said NFL team handles its players” chapter of “The Downfall of American Democracy.”

“And remember, son, ‘no’ is just a word.”

Deadspin needs to hold onto David Roth at all costs.

They fire the coach of the year, they trade away their star and a promising young player for a disgruntled, one-year rental.

In his list of life priorities, Arsene Wenger placed his family fifth.

Just imagine

Who needs a Kentucky Colonelcy when you can be an Admiral in the Space Force.