If Writers Guild of America-East doesn’t strike in solidarity, the labor movement is dead.

England englands England.

Schnatter is the Papa John's Pizza of humans.

I do believe the USA finished this World Cup undefeated, thank you very much.

I believe the ruling on the field is in fact, England remains England.

The mantle of “Ugliest Dog” will pass to the former runner up, a hairless breed...Steven Miller.

Well, duh.  Back in Colonel Sanders’ time, America was still Great(tm). 

“Yeah, we’re gonna let the Kremlin handle this one.”

Real Madrid sold Ronaldo just so that they can buy him back again for a record fee.

It’s nothing but a distraction and takes attention away from the real heroes who coordinated the effort that actually saved the kids and coach. 

I can’t believe how little I’ve heard about Courtois, the man was electric. The Brazilians has loads of good chances and good shots and the only one he let through was almost impossible to save. He had 8 or 9 saves I think and it feels like only one or two of those were easy. Then to top it off he literally saves the…

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up. 

Great, thanks Lauren. You could have buried that travesty down under some pictures of exploded hands before I had to see that.

The only defender that can stop Sterling is an empty net.

Was going to post the exact same thing. Huge disconnect, Deadspin is (appropriately!) concerned with concussions and CTE in football, but then absolutely loves shit like this. Wholly illogical.

Seriously.

USA looks really, really good this year. Loving their chances.

Sorry, the stars have already rotated around the earth and set for the night.

Superstar?

I love that he chooses a right note for the climax and doesn’t try to force it.