But Monique...surely you can see that Stacey Dash is absolutely the best kind of coon (I don’t work for your editor) to fuck in the ass! She won’t know what’s happening during the fucking and she won’t remember who did it when it’s over, so she has some value in the world (as a cum dumpster).

Yeah but remember...he’s only bonig the POTUS’s daughter when the POTUS himself isn’t doing it.

Fuck the U.K. update. Find another place for it.

Everybody guessed that...Kushner is the worst kind of “useless piece of shit” that there is! I’m pretty sure all Jews are humiliated that he is one of them.

I’m pretty sure that the Butternut Turd is only interested in Afghanistan as a potential source of new, young pussies he can grab.

Who the fuck do you think you’re kidding. He doesn’t catch on to anything.

Nah...he’d start to slobber all over himself at the prospect of eating any part of a human being that wasn’t a pussy (he only grabs those).

The fucker wouldn’t choose either. We all know he doesn’t eat fruits or vegetables. Make the choice a KFC drumstick or a Big Mac and you’ve got something going.

You’ve seen Trump dance at the inauguration ball. You’re certainly asking a lot...the piece of shit idiot has two left feet and a huge fucking ass!

Kelly doesn’t have to work terribly hard to “keep Donald Trump from knowing anything”. Everybody is already painfully aware that the Butternut Turd doesn’t know anything.