Every article should have at least one major mistake to generate comments...

Brought to you by the people who wept in fear and anger of the idea of enforcing ANYTHING that had to do with stopping the spread of a deadly communicable disease, if even half-measures for a short period of time. 

Well, they’re working on that. From the article:

LOOK AT THE SMALL GOVERMENT! Seriously I can’t imagine the stupidity of the baseline republican or what they stand for at this point. 

I don’t understand how this can be enforced. Are they planning on having checkpoints on the highway? Pulling over cars with women of child bearing age and forcing them to submit to pregnancy tests on the side of the road? Will they start doing the same thing at airports?

How is Jezebel the only blog with broken AI?  ChatGPT definitely knows who spoke that line of the film.

Hope everyone understand the assignment come 2024.

Forcing people to travel north via undergound means has historically always been Good Guy behavior.

Have you actually even watched the movie?

“famous line from Harry to the waitress: “I’ll have what she’s having.””

Sally’s very vocal performance gives way to the famous line from Harry to the waitress: “I’ll have what she’s having.”

One of horror’s most popular franchises? Really?

I really doubt there’s much crossover in the crowds. The should release the horror movie on Friday the 13th as planned.

I went with The Exorswift myself.

I mean, the new Exorcist was also going to premiere on a Friday the 13th, which it’s now...not going to be on. But yeah, probably for the best, as that weekend will be dominated by Swift.

One will terrify you and leave you sleepless for days, the other is a sequel to a 70s horror flick.

Well, there goes my plans for The Swiftorcist double feature I was gonna do.

He caught a glimpse of the eternal damnation that awaits him.

It would seem his deal with the devil is nearly up....

I swear he’s looking skinnier now than when he had his first blank stare into the abyss a month ago.