My husband and I decided when we got together that we weren’t having kids. The only time I’ve started to think, “But maybe having kids wouldn’t be so bad?” was since we moved to Denmark, because it looks so easy and idyllic here what with the yearlong maternity leave and adorable children and seemingly happy,…

It’s so weird, because I’m a man and I was a really difficult birth (emergency C-section touch-and-go for a moment there) and my mom was always very open about how fucking shitty giving birth was. Not in a shameful way, or a resentful way, more just in a “you’ll never know” kinda way. She did like to remind me that…

The “exceptions” aren’t there to save anyone’s life. They don’t care about these situations; if they did, they would provide more clarity around them.

It's almost if the human race is an abomination that should never be.

They lost them after the gay utopia episode. Their vision of Ron Swanson as a capitalist-loving, uber-straight man was shattered and they have no idea how to pick up the pieces.

the first post-birth shit is one of the most harrowing moments in a young mother’s life

Fuck these god awful, canned “fan reactions.” I hate this trend more than gender reveals.

Kind of crazy how quickly the IGN crowd turned on this show, good lord. I made the mistake of looking at the comment sections for the reviews for the last two episodes and damn, if there’s any gayness or a fungus zombie isn’t shown things turn to chaos.

My advice to every women who had a first baby after I had my first baby was to ignore the lactation consultants, send the baby to the hospital nursery so you can sleep and recover, and do whatever doesn’t drive you crazy when you get home. Too many of those consultants are bullies, weaponizing health messages against…

It's funny, I can go on and on about the joy of motherhood but because I was born before birth control to parents who never wanted children, I fully supported my children's decisions not to have children.  I really wanted grandkids but that's a terrible situation to put a child in.  So I settled for grandkitties.  I…

I’ve never given birth (and never wanted to) in part because I’m well aware of the horror stories around pregnancy, birth, and post birth. And I’m always really surprised that birthing folks are caught so off guard by them.

I would by lying if I said that part of the reason I decided not to have children is because the idea of this happening to my body is so inherently petrifying. No amount of Cute Baby Promise could get me to sign on for this. Fuck no. And that is an okay choice! 

Yep. Not sure he’s sexy enough for Tucker Carlson, though.

Due to the fact that whiskey flavor is determined largely by the barrel aging process and corresponding aging environment, adding any artificial (most rackhouses literlly only have windows/manual vents for air flow) HVAC or air filtration system would almost certainly affect the flavor of said whiskey.  Luckily, since…

That and the next table over at Waffle House at 3am.

Fun fact: high heels were originally invented for men so they could prevent their feet from slipping out of the stirrups when they rode horses.

Jacques de Whipper would be their mortal enemy.

In the real world , this is terrible , and JD should be forced to clean up their mess.

I feel like the Jack Daniels-born clickers would be total bros who would annoyingly yell “Freebird!” at every concert.