Me too - Rats!! Tobias and Boel looked fabulous on the red carpet though.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

We were forced to have PE *and* dance class. Nothing like having to stare at your fat middle school self in a mirror for an hour surrounded by girls who did extracurricular ballet classes. 

But why is she sitting at a Bloomberg Terminal??

*cough* BORDERLANDS 3 *cough*

ENHANCE!

I didn’t get where I am today by not knowing it’s a good time not to be America. 

Let me guess...she thought it said NASCAR.

At least be clever about it...something like “William Leon Aire” perhaps

Yes!! 

Same! I love horror movies, but as soon as they show something cute and fluffy, I know I’m going to have to skip past some scenes. A certain part of ‘Haunting of Hill House’ fucked me up bad when I didn’t click past far enough. 

Sheridan Honeydew: So when you said you were providing a valuable social service, you were lying?

His advice is basically take Tylenol.

I wish a mighty attack of kidney stones on anyone who denies pain patients the appropriate relief.

I have chronic pain and I finally decided last year to apply for medical marijuana because it was so stressful having to get the occasional Rx for Tylenol 3 filled (and dark lord help me if I needed something stronger). I can’t tell you how much better I am treated as a MMJ patient! I guess they figure anyone willing…

As someone who can’t get the flu shot (because of a bad allergic reaction) and can only benefit from herd immunity, I completely agree!! Herd immunity saves lives - please, don’t be an asshole.

oh man, i want to put that as my email signature at my wall street tangential workplace...