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this is easily the best comment i've ever seen on jalopnik.

i feel like ridiculously awesome and bmw i3 don't really belong in the same sentence. well maybe "look at this ridiculously awesome koenigsegg agera sitting in front of a bmw i3". Every time i read news about an i3 all i think is that they designed it in ms paint. i3.bmp (yes i realize it's not entirely rational)

I don't think i have enough nopes to properly nope the design of that thing.

i love you all. haha. exactly what i was thinking. and that he must be "on a mission from god"

yah. i didn't even recognize this thing after looking up a picture of it.

I wish racing would stop getting quieter and quieter. pretty soon all you'll hear when you hit the track will be woosh sounds. They should require that formula e engines have giant sparks flying around in them and sound like they are about to explode at all times.

Is stuff like this even news in russia anymore?

yah. even the most die hard smart lovers will make fun of the transmission. It's a very well known problem.

then you had it in manual mode. in automatic its a jerky mess.

Point taken. Slow could be this things' safety feature. That said, i've driven a morgan 3 wheeler and i honestly felt safer on my 35 year old cb. How do you like the can am? i've been waffling on whether i think it's weird or whether i really really really need to own one. I keep looking at it thinking "that

you're 100% in my book.

I'm pretty sure that's 60% jezebel, not jalop.

They need an options for "how many triangles".

My cobbled together 400hp shit box b5 ghettoharlequin a4 manages 71-80. maybe it's time to hollow out your cats and buy some multi colored fenders.

because you really loved jelly beans as a kid. or potatos.

This thing looks impressively stupid but i'd toot around the city in it during the winter when the bike is out of commission.

You listed 2 track cars that are about a millimeter off the ground and very much not meant for daily driving by your average tailgating, face shaving, texting, retard. one which was designed in the 1930's and a three wheeled motorcycle which weighs about half as much as this thing.

Kind of reminds me of a pontiac aztek.

Are you at all aware of how great a rap name D-Murtha would be?

yah. the hipster thing is about what's cheap and popular with other hipsters. They take what's considered boring and out of style then basically remarket it as underground. High waisted jeans were something that moms wore in the early 2000's, now half of williamsburg looks like my mom did in the 80's.