holy shit...

either your friend is a bitch or you should consider losing weight.

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About 6 years ago we cancelled cable using a series of half bakes scripts to download from tv trackers. It was fantastic, no pixealtion and more importantly NO ADS.. There's something nice about not paying 100 dollars over our internet bill a month for a bunch of channels we don't need and an endless stream of ads…

"it's not a priority" is honest. "what i want to do is far more important to me than what you want to do". "i'm too busy" is generally a lie.

thanks guys. i used to go to gawker sites every day till the atrocity of an update you guys did a few years ago. why you guys didn't go back to blog format after you realized that EVERYBODY hated the new format i will never understand.

they followed rush limbaugh around for a day and every time he sniffed another dogs ass. they recorded it.

the ford fusion looks like lol face girl and top gear us sucks.

nothing blue about the mazda 3. how can you think about colours when this happy little bastard is around.

have you been to america? We take great things and cover them in decals then put an irrationally giant engine in it and paint flames and jesus on the hood.

why is there no funny music playing in the background of this video?

YAYYYY.. you guys finally unfucked your last update. i can like jalopnik again.