I shit in a guy's hockey skates after a game at the local rink! He was a prick!

Yeah...but she'll twist your nuts right off your body if you try and screw with her! She's really, really, really, really, really mean!!

Just take your lunch-bag into the shitter and eat your food while taking a dump. Think about it...you're all alone; you don't have to worry about people talking to you; You can enjoy your food at your own leisurely pace (or you can cram it in as quickly as possible) and you can congratulate yourself on your personal…

Holy fuck...I do not want to be you!!

As I've said already once...who really gives a fucking shit. Create school holidays and put them in play...if students miss school because of religious considerations, then the weight is on them..if they fail because they miss too much school, fuck them right in the ass! Get religion properly separated from…

Yeah...lets just cut out all the religious shit. Everybody get time off to do whatever the fuck they want...except for the Muslims, because those cunts'll just blow up stuff!

Who gives a fucking shit if its discriminatory! You don't bastardize the system for the people, you make the people fit into the system! You don't do that and you'll only have 11 school days year!

Well then you are definitely a woman for me!

Why not? Answer me that one Riddler...why the fuck not?

Oh c'mon...there's nothing much better than seeing a parade of bare asses. And a 45-year old ass that hits the gym occasionally...pure heaven! Don't be such a prude..your lover should be very proud to be hitting something that thousand of other guys would love to have a chance at.

Hey ggt...are you the tabby I met a few years ago at Gold Canyon in Arizona?

It's not black men..its black anything! And generally black chicks have the greatest asses!

So what you're saying is that you really don't want to see a photo of Lisa Lampanelli's bare ass? Too bad for you!

Toss that salad..every chance you get!!

Absolutely right on that one!

What makes you think she ever wipes it...herself! I'm sure she has lots of people (guys and chicks) waiting to toss her salad every hour of the day!

Thank God!

But I'd love to be into her...particularly into her ass!

If you're over 40 and you have to try online dating, something..or someone..else sucks!

Steve Harvey is just another coon trying to make a fast buck off gullible people!