And somehow in spite of your description of yourself I'm betting that you are out and out HOT...I'm getting a boner just thinking about it!

But you gotta ask yourself how rational can a woman be when she's been done by a guy who got killed by a tree?

And maybe..just maybe..you'll get a chance to have a dalliance with both Ms. Poehler and Ms. Fey...preferably at the same time!

He's got a dick and he likes to fuck!

Holy fuck...queers don't need to use any date site. All you have to do is hang around a crowded mall and rub your crotch with a suggestive look on your face. One of two things'll always happen. You'll get dragged into the nearest bathroom and get sucked off until your eyes pop out..or..a couple of real mean looking…

For me Paris Hilton or Sarah Silverman...or maybe Julie McDermid (the chick in grade 8 who used to take her underwear off for us in the high jump pit at the elementary school on Friday nights)

Yeah the candids...a bunch of 80+ year-old guys with their right hands shoved down the fronts of their pants! The memories those pics will bring!

Definitely a fail...but the look is totally recognizable!

Oh God...we got some soon to be fucking goin' on here!

Was your Italian Great-Aunt speaking from experience...and how much did she charge?

Not really...it's an old etiquette from the 15th-16th century when people used to throw their night shit out of upper story windows. Two people walking abreast below - the one farthest from the wall usually got the shit poured over his (or her) head..hence that is why the man walks on the outside....so he can get…

Marisa..you sound really great! You can go out with me for a "Chicago-rare" 16-oz. NY strip anytime!

Maybe the confusion is because he doesn't understand why he's not at home getting a blowjob!

As long as you're not hungry FOR shit!

So I guess I couldn't ask a vegan to eat my dick. It casts a hell of a shadow when its in the mood!

Depends which hair..and armpits don't count!

Well fuck...if this is a conversation for only 'women of color' I guess the rest of us can just pack our bags and go home! So much for trying to extinguish racism...and sexism!

And I'll bet you don't have tattoos and an afro...so no way you're gonna ever ride the PuckFinn train!

Good for you...fat and stupid is not way to go through life!

So the door does swing both ways...glad to hear it!