Yeah..unfortunately it's the PGA of America that looks like the "l'il girl" on this one!!

Well when you sleep in a dumpster and eat out of garbage cans or at the soup kitchen, I guess you have to give up some things.

Young American men dress like shit...the influence of too many Duck Dynasty ass-wipes, Trailer Park Boys etc. The one thing that should be outlawed is hoodies...anybody who wears one is a gigantic asshole !! Anybody with a modicum of intelligence and a job that requires more than simply showing up from 9 - 5 should…

No! You always play to your audience. And when you achieve what you want maybe you can change the rules! Oh, btw..try leaving fucking rural Ohio. Move where the action really is..a Bachelor's degree in finance will get you a minimum of twice the income in the right location.

Yeah..its very sad thinking about a poor nail getting whacked on the head. Right on it.

Hey it's scary for men too! What would you do if you had to have a relationship with someone who bled for 5 days every month and didn't die!

There is absolutely nothing better than a beautiful pussy with a fine coat on it!

OK so from now on women don't have to shave their legs .......or their faces! All they have to do is shower, shit and spray (some deodorant on). Don't ever do anything else....and I mean ANYTHING. That'll make date night a whole lot more interesting.

Nah...the only people who should be eating dicks are women!

For fuck's sake! I'm pretty sure you'd look super butchy wearing men's pants....cut entirely differently from women's pants regardless of the waist/hip size relationship. If you do wear them, don't wear boxer shorts...they bunch up too much under the pants and won't show off your best assets properly!

That's purely an economic exercise. Don't play the game!

What a load of shit that is! If women are shallow enough to buy clothes purely as a function of fashion trends then fuck them, and the pony they rode in on!

No..women who live alone should live in such a way, and in such a place, that they will not need a gun!!

Well the correct answer is..."make sure you never get drunk an wander int the wrong apartment". (I'm pretty sure the front door was not left open so entry had to be by some relatively unconventional means). If you do and you get sot...tough fucking luck!!

Of course...gun nuts can twist any real life ingredient to be an argument for gun ownership!

Well the answer is simple....move asshole!

Your "dude" must be real important to you to be referred to by that word.

Where the fuck do you live? Never had a problem with lice...ever. A daily hair wash in the shower and keep the house clean. That's all you bloody well need! Oh, and don't let them fuck on dirty bedsheets!

Guess you should change your username to something with the word "spinster" in it... looking ahead you know!

The money was good! That sound even remotely like a whore?