=D.I.Y. abortions increase....holy fuck! The sale of Coca-Cola and coat hangers must be going through the roof!

or a fucking asshole as The Real Janelle says.

Well Asians generally aren’t as annoying as fucking niggers! Except maybe for the chinks.

So Chris Rock is showing his true colors too...he is essentially a major dick. Who says Hollywood has to be a member of “Affirmative Action”? If you want Oscar representation, act better.

What? You’re both black and stupid?

Are you sure?

I understand. been to Indianapolis once...all I met was big dicks!

I had a dog bite me in the ass when I was 12 years old and delivering newspapers. You cannot believe how embarrassing it was to have 8 - 10 old ladies from the garden party next door pulling down my shorts and tenderly trying to sooth my ass with a cold cloth.

And exactly how did you make their willies wet?

Yeah is your a mid-west bumpkin. The proper 2016 reaction would be “WTF”?

Yeah...the huge mistake was telling anybody your name!

All in all...she looks eminently fuckable...provided you could leave right afterwards without telling her your real name!

Have you met any men not on earth?

More important question. If you do, do you have to eat the goat jizz?

You have to fuck a dead goat!

Not much going on in your life I see!

Yeah...a cupboard set up about a half mile from the school.

And your interest in dicks?

Do you?

Especially if she’s on her period.