Mmmmm...a female sweat monster! What could be sexier?

That’ll be this coming Monday!

No schools that teach Geography in Helsinki? Or are you simply dyslexic and don’t know east from west.

...to watch porno and beat off into a wad of Kleenex!

Yeah so in Helsinki...4 roads and one airport. Big fucking deal.

What a complete and utter load of shit!

What the fuck are you doing letting your infant daughters look at Deadspin!

If that is really you in the user pic, I’m pretty sure you have never had to put leaves and twigs over your vagina in order to catch some dick. I think you’d have a line up around the block....I’d be in that group.

Has anybody ever pulled anything else out of your ass?

The difference is that years of aching tits usually results in something great being created. Can’t say the same for the old cock and balls.

Whose box?

Well let’s get just a tiny bit real here. Food delivery is not a ‘career’. It is a job taken to help a student get by, a druggie to get money for more blow, a temporary situation until the next real job comes along. That doesn’t mean that they should be stiffed with no tip, and it doesn’t excuse shitty attitudes by…

Well maybe not literally shit....but really, really, really, fucking small.

So don’t run with either in your hand.

And that is the pity!

Do you take it in the ass?

Who gives a shit? She was there she hek\lped in the first plan - to rob people - shit happens all the time and she got smeared with it. Rightfully so.

C’mon you gotta make that a priority. Never know what kind of cool shit you’re gonna find.

Who cares? She’s as guilty as the girl who pulled the trigger. Keep her fucking black ass in prison forever.

Pretty much. I’d be yelling at them to “Run Forrest run”. Only common sense.