Problem is most of them would perform shit poor at the jobs they were forced to to get so I’m thinking that white people would get fucked again.

And she talks too ‘hood’. Don’t forget that important element.

Too bad for her! Who gives a shit?

You know the old saying “if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime”. Maybe some of these felon fuckheads should start to think a little more.

I’m pretty sure I’d do all of those things with you...as long as you can ignore the bulge in the front of my PJs at bed time

The French don’t eat fucking french fries (or patates frite as they call them) if they have any class at all.

COME EAT ME - there fixed it for you. It’s authentic Mexican.

But I’m pretty sure that now you look fucking hot (or studly if you’re a guy).

What? That he didn’t have any teeth?

I ate at a Chili’s near Phoenix one time....and got a blowjob in the parking lot from one of the waitresses after closing. RIP Chili’s!

Hopefully he was wearing pans..or the foot-long would have been rubbing against another foot-long. Hahaha...I mean another 11 incher.

I’m sure you’ve forgotten that they also told you how fucking awful you smelled.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Everything they serve at Applebee’s has been regurgitated from somebody else. How do you think they keep the prices so reasonable...they serve the same thing at least three times.

I don’t fucking wonder why! Chipolte is very, very different than Chipotle. Chipolte is something that seeps out of womens’ asses when they are not fastidious about their personal cleanliness and it is toxic to men. BTW didn’t you die about 150 years ago?

I fucked a girl a few years ago. We all called her ‘Salmon Ella’ because her ass was scaly like a fish. Bitch gave me something that hurt like hell for a long time and needed 6 - 7 shots to get rid of.

You want to lost 50 lbs of ugly fat really quick? Cut off your head.

Not even a perfectly aged limburger?

Without guac you’re nothing more than a theorist. Learn to live...and to live you must have guac (about 2 quarts a day)!

but a really good rectal prolapse is so hot when you’re ass-fucking her!

what, shitting?