What’s the problem with the guy sending you a picture of what was going to be his dinner that night?

Lot of tongue going on there!

Better than scoffing at your bare ass!

Well that’s Dallas for you.....a piece of shit city and everyone in it.

I’ll bet he was shook. He probably had never seen anything that big!

But think of the positive side...if it was your wife’s poop. there’d be enough room in her ass for you to stick your dick. Think about it!

The best place to sit for an A’s game is in your living room...with the TV off.

The wife would probably have let him go in the Vikings t-shirt..if he had the common sense to wear underpants and jeans along with it.

The problem is you showed him a MacBook...I agree with GW..that is crap!

Some people just love a big black dick stuffed down their throat! Like any Kardashian.

That’s exactly why I won’t drink Coke from a bottle. There’s no way some fucking queer can get a can or a 2-quart plastic bottle up his ass!

Jefferson to Franklin: So we can fuck black bitches anywhere, anytime...no shit? *they bump asses*

The answer is, go home, kick her in the cunt, and then smash her cellphone right in front of her. Problem solved.

Yeah...lying isn’t always bad.

You immediately yell “WET CLEAN-UP IN AISLE 6” and when the flunky with the mop comes you point behind him and say “Did you see the guy? He just ran by you!” And then you pretend to go looking for “the guy” and get the fuck right out of the place.

C’mon...that’s too simplistic. You gotta order weird things for the “I like anything” crowd. Like sandwiches

Yeah...the t-shirt with the old outdated slogan....you know the one:

He’d probably be tying his dick to a kite string with a key attached...to see if he could get a charge!

Tonguing is the best...if you do it on the right part of the body.

Best way to leave them...they’ll want more!