Well make sure you do it out loud...as in “LOL”!

Yeah...too bad it tastes like shit. Probably Newman’s own shit.

I know...firsthand experience.

Too bad he’s fucking dead!

Fuck the expectation....call back when you want to (based upon the importance of the caller and the reason for the call).

Get the kids to join in......you know, first hand ‘birds & bees’ shit!

Well next to Jersey, South Philly is the asshole of the world.....with venereal warts!

Except for the fact that they’re your daughters just think about the pleasure you can get from giving a female a bath.

So if you ass fuck your wife do you boil your dick in water and bleach?

New Jersey is a fucking cesspool...all of it.

Did he have gravy smeared all over him?

There should be a law that all wops have to live in Jersey. Its the one state that’s easy to avoid.

Well then...fuck you too.

Fuck you wop! Learn some real English...and speak it at all times.

Bullshit to the texting world. Talk to the person...for Christ’s sake talk to them....the art of conversation is slowly dying!

Murphy’s Oil Soap is good for a lot of things. Have your wife lie naked on her stomach on your bed and hold her ass cheeks open! You’ll find out!

Fucking right on! Can you imagine having to snake a crapper after one of them sand niggers has used it?

You really want to piss off your kids that much?

Yeah...but at the end of the day its still a piece of shit F250.

Who cares! They’re a bunch of desert niggers!