A 12" dick also helps a lot...trust me.

That's the way to do it man....fuck this internet shit! My hat';s off to you.

Nah...order Jack Daniels and a Mountain Dew (preferably a double) ......show her you're a man with impeccable taste!

No...a blow job in a phone booth (if you can even find a phone booth these days) should be step #1.

Whoa man! Let's back off a little bit here. I agree...use whores...no muss, no fuss and you're likely to get a lot more interesting time with your clothes off than with some 'proper' woman you met online. But don't even think about killing yourself at 40....there's a whole generation of whores who love older guys and…

What she's saying...without actually saying it.....is that your bed-frame better be real sturdy and able to stand up to 2 - 3 hours of energetic fucking once the coffee date is over. Nothing kills a budding relationship like have a bed collapse on you and pinning your dick between the mattress and one of the bed slats.

Try meeting people in real life rather than relying on the Internet. Much more classy!

Basic attitude toward all of this ...WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCKING SHIT????

well he definitely got the answer to #61 wrong...at least by 21st century standards.

Yeah there was....but it was a manual iteration and it took far too many people to manage it and far too many machines to process the punch cards to run it.

I guess you're one of those guys that like getting a loogie in your food! Good luck with that.

I go to a diner in a small town just across the border, every Saturday morning about 7:30am - best steak and eggs I've ever had. This diner has very nice waitresses, very pretty, very efficient and generally just real nice girls. There is a group of older men who come in about the same time and while they are…

Maybe teenagers today don't know Paul McCartney (the least spectacular of the Beatles in my humble opinion) but they sure as hell don't know some one-legged cunt who has been little more than a money-grubbing whore her entire life!

He's probably using it to fuck the Nigerian princess who said she would marry me and shower me with love and give me half of her dead father's $47 million.

Yeah...someone that Edison could use to help fuck other inventors out of shit!

Well she was too fat...he tried to fuck her but couldn't find her twat!

Edison was a lazy fucker and he thought that was a prime number.

Henry Ford's greatest quote...."why should I remember anything that I can look up in a book?" A very practical man indeed.

What color are these pills....black and blue? Or, brown and white?

If there's more than 8 I'll be surprised. Blue is a fucking awful color for a car.