The Core might be a bad movie but I'd pay a month's salary just to watch Hilary Swank take a shit!

Wear that dress backwards...and I guarantee that you'll look fabulous now!

Not really 'open' all the way round. I'm pretty sure she's fucking 'married; men who do not let their wives into the little secret. Just pretty much an ignorant slut to me.

Sounds like the husband is the lucky one in the relationship ....he never has to worry about trying to fuck his wife and finding out that he's sliding into a 'wet deck'.

Well, with that outlook I'm pretty sure that you're going to be more than 'inconvenienced' when you find out how many Bieber's there actually re in this world. I've seen shit in the restroom sink (both womens' and mens') of a number of high end hotels and restaurants in both the USA and a couple of European…

Yeah..looking back at it, you're right...I blew it out of proportion.After all, we've all been mildly uncomfortable taking a piss at one time or another.

Well it certainly could be!

You sound delightful! Don't blame the guys when they prefer to bone you from behind with your face pushed down into the pillow.

He's out there...s long as you don't mind him going out and boning some young bar slut while you're watching your 10 hours of NetFlix. After all, fair is fair!

Wow! You sound terrific. Mind if I pop over, bone you in the ass and then cum all over your tits and leave?

You're right...particularly when that manager doesn't like blow jobs while he's driving.

The worst is when they pretend they're a girl...and the first time you date them and grope them at the end of the date you find a penis you weren't expecting.

Nothing like an extended awkward silence....and then you dribble out a little squeaky fart to break the tension.

And if you don't inadvertently spill a condom on the floor when you take your car keys out of your pants pocket.

For fuck's sake man, it's only taking a piss....what's so hard? You worried the 10-year old next to you will have a bigger dick than you? Get over it....most women don't like bigger dicks anyways, so you'll have it all over the 10-year old if you meet some babe when you exit the mens' room. Or are you worried that…

When all the stalls are full, the best thing to do is leave your dookie in one of the sinks. No problem sitting through the movie then.

Just ask them when they feel they'll be up for a movie!

Unless you're really into a three-way, and then its the perfect intro!

Well then you just say..."you should think about losing some fucking weight you fat blob!" That'll end any awkwardness for sure!

For my money try a little Knob Creek or Booker bourbon...can't go wrong! Nice to see a woman who isn't afraid to try a little adventure when she drinks...good on you!